The Lyford CV is looking good so far.

Lost hundreds of thousands of pounds of his parents' money dabbling in pornography
Made bankrupt
Grew cannabis but wasn't a drug dealer (only because he got caught before he could sell any)
Sentenced to 4 years in prison, served 2 and therefore banned from entering numerous countries for the rest of his life
Dabbled in get rich quick schemes on the internet
Ripped off by other get rich quick husslers on the internet
Created a digital currency, failed, lost over half a million dollars (US) of investors' money
Made bankrupt for a second time?