The funny part is that you're accusing everyone else of trolling but you're the one trolling your own thread.
troll
verb
informal
make a deliberately offensive or provocative online posting with the aim of upsetting someone or eliciting an angry response from them.
The trouble is - that's not going to work for you... You fail even as a troll.
That's a rather accurate description of yourself. Of course I'm going to fail as a troll. I'm not a troll, unlike you defending your master troll.