never held a single dash or xmr, i just am here to laugh at xmr trolls... 
This is the first thing that came to me my mind when I saw the news, going to be some major butthurt, get the popcorn. I don't hold either coins either, too low risk, low reward for me.
I didn't know the success of a coin is measured based on its availability on BTC-E.
It might not be a succes meter, sure is a butthurt one
and it shows this: