Bitinstant is pretty much a joke, in my opinion. No one wants to have to physically deposit cash at CVS. 4% fee on top. And Dwolla purposefully makes it difficult for bitcoiners.
Oh really? So all the people who did exactly what "no one wants" had guns to their heads?
Plenty of people absolutely want a cash deposit option and CVS has -a lot- of locations.
You're trollin...poorly.