Yeez, Louise! Podyx is Swedish!
Edit: Tjenare, grabben!
Swedish cheese, much like the Swedish army knife, is not really famous.
@Fatman3001, the bear rubbed one off into a cocktail shaker & is gonna drink it? I don't get it. A pun on "cock"tail

It's a teddy, he doesn't have a dick. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Edit: Btw, what the f*** would the swedes need an army knife for?

Wars are not won with bottle openers.