The once-mighty herds of Gavinista Lolcows, sadly, are dying.  But I still wake up laughing at their hubris and folly.   

They are afflicted with a malaise no amount of spin and cheerleading can cure.

Even such dumb beasts possess an intuitive inkling of impending doom.  Perhaps they can smell the death pheromones wafting from Core's Darwinian slaughterhouse.

Gavininsta Lolcows once roamed the plains of Bitcoin in great numbers.  Now they are reduced to writing "we still love Gavin even if he lied and/or is stupid" fanfic on /r/btc.