I think you have to work on your advertising skills

Who's going to ask for "can I have your worst apartment please?"

Thought the same

"Excuse me, may I have the worst and cheapest apartment here?" "Sure, the toilet is always free of charge.. Oh, but donations in bitcoin are welcome, sir - the ATM is over there."
Definitely something to improve, especially if looking to attract BTC users.

But for sure it's a great opportunity for Bitcoin to become widely accepted across EU. As always we're behind with modern technology but thanks to crypto currencies Europe might not be the "worst" continent right now, if European Commission doesn't use to publish rubbish laws for regulation.