Burt, have you thought of moving to Somalia? No intrusive regulations, no civil forfeitures, guns are legal, everyone loves bitcoins and plenty of pirate treasure coves.
Your family would dig it.
This year my daughter's class has an assignment "decide where to reside" where the students were asked to research other places (states or countries) they might want to move to and then make a presentation on the place on why they picked the place, etc. She is taking this assignment very seriously.
Previously they had an assignment to discuss an important issue and present it to the the class. Most of the other students picked things like "animal cruelty". My daughters presentation was more interesting and you can find a link to it (the first link in the first paragraph) on this page:
http://www.jmwagner.com/about.html