I was hacked! Disregard my 3rd dispatch and the statements of the Satoshi murder in it.
Such an expert crypto bounty hunter

The good news is that nobody cares if you're hacked or just simply delusional.
Speak for yourself @suchmoon:
I think it would be grand if he were hacked.
Yeah I can see the 4th dispatch like this:
"I was able to recover the Cryptsy BTC from the CIA but then I was hacked. The hacker demands a 40 BTC payment to return the coins, which I will need to crowdfund."
@cryptcracker: how old are you? Eleven? GTFO and stop wasting our time.