Even though it doesn't make sense to bite the hand the feeds you
1. Bite hand that feeds you, tear off hand.
2. Eat hand. Delicious!
3. Find hand's former owner. He ain't far.
4. For best flavor, bleed out & gut prior to refrigeration.
*Only wise not to bite if you know hand's gonna keep feeding you. Hand may not be in position to feed anyone after teh halvening
