Such artificial pump of ETH and artificial dump of BTC can last only so long...

How's it feel to be looking up at me cruise by in my luxurious Zeppelin, surrounded by fine hookers and blow, from your sinking Titanic?
How's that water, nice and warm? You happy now? Is this what you wanted?
I am not denying that there is money that can be made, if you can time it right.
I just don't roll that way. Maybe I am just too risk averse because I have quite a bit of difficulties placing any actual monetary value in either ETH or DAO, beyond the mere speculation and a bunch of folks simultaneously jumping on such bandwagons? Maybe later, it may materialize into something more concrete in which I would feel more comfortable investing? For now, I prefer personally investing in BTClandia.
Look at you, paddling around those ice floes like a little seal! How long you gonna stay in there, your skin's getting all wrinkly from splashing around the water for so long! Why don't you come out? Oh, that's tight, you can't, I forgot!

You want I should throw you a nice warm blankie? No? Did you say "too late" or "too wet"? You got to speak up, my nubile hookers are frolicking too loud in the luxurious mahogany master suite, up here, in the palacious gondola of my fabulous Zeppelin.
You can make all the fantastical analogies that you like about the short-term situation, and really, you seem to be overexaggerating your supposed position in comparison to my supposed position, especially with a lot of incomplete information.
I have no doubts that it could be possible that some people, even including a troll like yourself, could have actually invested and timed well various pumps and dumps in order to have profited nicely, but even if that were the case (which I am not necessarily conceding such, especially from a known troll), your chiding should not motivate either me or anyone else to change his course of action, absent some decent justification for such.
And, yeah, no problem if you would like to include me in your celebrations and treat me to some hookers and blow, but really, I can already recognize that's not what you are offering to me.
Instead, you merely want to over-exaggerate your supposed situation, to chide and to suggest that your position is so much better, relatively speaking - which is really not productive in terms of speculating the future price direction of BTC in comparison to potentially quasi-relevant performance of ETH/DAO.