...Nobody even has an ASIC, not from any company yet...
Forgive me sir, I am new, and literally only discovered Bitcoin a few days ago.
I heard, however, that one distributor, Avalon, have sent out their first 300 units a few days ago? Has no-one received theirs yet?
They are just buying time until their shipment gets "stolen" by Somalian pirates or some other nonsense so they can try and get more money from idiots.