I am new to bitcoin and want one bitcoin to invest.
Will provide driver's license to lender in order to prove identity.
Cha cha...
Are you:
1. Trolling
2. Scamming
3. Fooling
4. Fishing
5. Playing

Or are you just fallen from the Moon?
support a fellow newbie
EDIT YOU are a newbie, I'm a JUNIOR MEMBER

No one gives a shit what's your rank honestly, you can be legendary for all we care, your antics are amusing.
Your stack of books? What kind? Garage sale 1 dollar for a box of 50 books? Resale value you calculate from sold as new? Try harder if you really want to borrow a bitcoin, try selling us your new phone