The market disagrees.
Even Litecoin has a market cap of $ 182,089,281.
The market is the market. The software is the software.
The bytecoin devs ruined their own product with an instamine that destroys untracability, so maybe you should rethink your opinion. As you said, "No --- and I personally don't quite care about anon coins in general." --it shows.
I support Bytecoin just as much as I support Monero.