I hate to say this but Coinbase is starting to look totally sketchy ... I called the Mt. Gox blow up 8 months before it finally happened (in fact I was warning to stay out of it since mid-2011).
You also told us that BitStamp would not come back online after the hack 18 months ago, but here it is
I think you might be a bit overly sensitive to these things ...
Pretty simple really.
Coinbase committed the unforgivable sin of questioning the divine roadmap [and business plan] of our Lord, protector of the Rasb Pi's, Gregory Maxwell.
Fuck ETH scam, fuck that shit. Stay with the true and only Bitcoin, fuck the rest. Thank you and good night.
They make a soothing creme for this, you know?