I don't think anyone is buying what you're selling. You have single-handedly saturated the market for bullshit. Congrats.
After a complete and through investigation, I have concluded that The Pharmacist is
not an alt of Ninjahitoko. If anyone is wondering, I am actually Ninjahitoko's close personal friend. I suspected him of being The Pharmacist. A lot of the vocabulary used by The Pharmacist is similar to the vocabulary that Ninjahitoko uses in real life, so I had suspected The Pharmacist of being an alt of Ninjahitoko. However, I had spent the entire day with Ninjahitoko yesterday and he had no access to any device to post to bitcointalk. When I checked bitcointalk later that evening, I had noticed that The Pharmacist had made posts during the time that Ninjahitoko did not have access to any device. I sincerely apologize for any accusations made, and hope this statement will help me clear the air with the bitcointalk community.