Because ETH is up by over 1,000% (one thousand percent) in 2016, and bitcoin is struggling with 20 (twenty) percent

Only bitcoin is not struggling. Have fun anyway. I'm glad that you enjoy your one thousand percent that you supposedly made.
>Only bitcoin is not struggling
Because took the coward's way out
http://www.astronautsuicides.com/images/Astronaut_Suicides_Neil_Dacosta_02.jpgIt's a deadly sin, BTW. Have fun in HELL :-