Thing is about being a troll is that you have to bring something to the table. You can add to the debate. You can,likewise, contribute - albeit in your own dysfunctional way. It won't ever benefit you - but it might, on occasion, benefit the rest of us.

You might also, be funny.

But you have neither brought anything to the table nor made anybody laugh.

You are vacuity dressed up as metaphor.

You are without use - to man nor beast.

You are wasting time - time that you could be using to make a life for yourself - and making up for those losses you have incurred. I'll bet you haven't told your parents yet neither, have you whore ?
The great thing (as well as the terrible thing - just depends on how we choose to view it) about life is that we don't know what tommorrow will bring. But I'd suggest that in your case whore, it can only get better.

I think my work is done here. I've got some paint drying that I need to keep an eye on.

Chin up buttercup