I agree with you, a good tranlsation takes time, but I see it is a common practice to use google translate and then fix word order and change some sentence, so I don't think that 15 minutes is so far from truth, in many cases.
On the other hand, if you can't read english properly, how can you write a decent translation?

Anyway I think that this kind of discussions should be moved on slack and try to keep the thread as clean as possible here. All these bounty requests leave no room to anything else to discuss.