Please help i've been stuck here for 5 days, i keep offering $1 to get in a taxi but so far no one has let me in!!! WHAT DO I DO?


I like your taxi analogy, only you don't pay taxis in advance -- you pay when you get out. Turns out she forgot her purse, doesn't have the fare cabby wants her to pay, and the cabby won't let her out without paying. So she's gonna live out her days in the back of the cab

Ahh cute analogy almost convinced me too, if not for AZwarel post above

but that's ok don't let that discourage your little heart. You just keep on trying.
The damn bus system is completely rigged though WTF bus driver wants me to pay when i get on?? Let's both get on bus forum and troll them to death who da f*ck they think they are!?!
That's right, I conspired with that shameless beetcoin hussy.
She's one of our sleeper agents, infiltrated beetcoin years ago and came up through the ranks, and when y'all finally accepted her as one of your own, BLAMO!

Enemies, infiltrators and saboteurs EVERYWHERE!