Let's skip over the gore and porn. I mean something interesting. How about we stay positive? 
I also assume we're going to skip all kinds of weapons, drugs, prostitution, hitmen and ponzi... I'm pretty sure 99% of those are fake anyways.
There was one site where an attractive lady wrote stuff on her boobs and took a picture in exchange for BTC. I've never bought a picture, but at the time i tought it was a pretty good idear of her.