Really? I think that would be a fabulously fun thing to do

Just think of the resulting chaos and irony!
And Interpol kicking in your door.

Right, because that's why about half the world's credit cards are currently available for criminal use: because Interpol is kicking in doors. Stop being silly.
Interpol kicks in door, thief enters afterwards through door, steals credit card details. Sounds reasonable to me.
