Every time I buy = price goes down
Every time I sell = price goes up
How does this happen I swear it's a conspiracy

hahhah not getting the perfect timing, but to be honest OP you should wait and keep holding as we see the price keeps going up and up from time to time and halving is not yet finished i can say that it will continue to rise up so just behold and believed mate. good luck
It should be much beter that you are holding it now for a longer time and the halving is also coming and that can be also really nice but of course it is hard to predict.
But if it keeps rising than it will be also better for you because than you can earn more profit with Bitcoin.