I can't, I just can't. Reading stuff like this kills me. You sound so trusted here have my life savings.
My favourite part is where you tell us you wont use escrow and you only want 0.1 to 500btc !!! Really only ??
Well here you go take my 500btc its only like 400k USD such a little. I think ill make 35% and then send it back to you over and over wow i will be rich with your magic money making machine.

*epic facepalm* I really wanna meet the kinda person to fall for this crap. That person you can sell ice to if they were an escimo xD