I am confirmed a LOW LEVEL nerd.

I know we are risking getting red carded for going off topic here...

...but one of the question was so intriguing to me... I thought all of them are real programming languages... some experts please shed some light?

Which of the following is not a real programming language?

1. BASIC
2. C++
3. PASCAL
4. Assembly
5. FORTRAN
6. COBOL