All of you (except possibly Spoetnik) are certified idiots.
None of you can understand how I, as the inventor of the "Video Microwave" in 1989, have a wholly superior knowledge of quantum mechanics and the use of the cavity magnetron for manipulating EITHER NTSC or PAL broadcast signals. It was therefore superior to the fundamentally inferior "Video Toaster" which ran on that damned Jay Miner's Amiga.
Jay sent god dammed Tim Jennison in to taunt me with more lies, and though my technology was superior their lies were able to influence the world of video production for years to come.
But w.r.t. to this current topic of mockery I simply do not have the time to explain how stuipid you all are and you would not be able to understand it anyway.
I am an inventor while you are all mice.
Or possibly a squirrel in the case of Spoetnik.