@Atruk: This account isn't purely a joke / parody account of smoothie. I wanted a sockpuppet so not everything would be tied to my main, and parodying smoothie is just the tip on the icing 
I kind of figured. The way you sorted posters seemed to indicate quite a bit more lurking than your account age would suggest. Hopefully this account doesn't fall into the trap smoothie does where I really want to ignore him and then he starts trolling someone who really needs it (not that smoothie is usually any better than the receiving party).