^WTF was that? Why does the recorder app on my shitty phone have better production values than that ... whatever that is? Had speakers on, soon as that Benny Hill music kicked in at, like +20dB, panicked; tried to close the page, to get that helpful Clippy pop-up "are you sure you want to navigate from this page?" pop-up all the malware sites use.
Technologists! Why not at least put it up on YouTube?

Is there a TL;DR? Stupid woman says stupid things about stupid things?