What price crash?
Today's price crash, didn't you read my post?
I only invested in this game-changing technology of the future yesterday, and already down about a thousand unsound American dollars. The missus doesn't even know what I gone and done yet, and I can't figure what to tell her.
You suppose I should tell her now, finance visionary, talented video producer, MTV-caliber guitarist and all around
Renaissance [Florida] Man Jarred Boyce? Or break it to her easy, sorta ready her for the shock, maybe candlelight dinner, over a glass of vine? Drop it on her just before the roofies kick in?
Or just "hodl" and hope she don't find out?
Price crash from yesterday? Lol welcome to Bitcoin dude. A $50 price change in Bitcoin isn't a crash. It's just another day.
You know as much as you keep trying to describe me with all your wonderful adjectives, I thought I should let you know I'm not gay. And I'm not interested in that sort of thing. I mean I can see you like keeping secrets from your significant other, but if you're trying to hit on me, it's not gonna happen dude.