But beyond that, this weird fantasy that I am some uniquely important person in Bitcoin is just completely without basis.
I agree. Bitcoin should not have any 'very important people' such as the case with ETH.
hard fork is about to begin

What are you basing these lies on? There is really no information about the current status of that ridiculous plan (r/btc would probably have a min. of 10 posts about it by now). Keep in mind that deliberately posting false information falls under trolling and is not allowed by the forum.