There is a white hat attack. It seems most coins are secured.
https://np.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/4p7mhc/update_on_the_white_hat_attack/
https://np.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/4p7mhc/update_on_the_white_hat_attack/
See the date, see the notice.
https://np.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/4p9z93/it_seems_attacker_just_targeted_the_whitehatdaos/d4j7ldn
fun
and yeah OP, i agree with you. but the main point of making jokes with these is the fact that people still buy ethereum... even with that said in this topic people still belive... that's not hope, that stupidity.