Soon it will just be one story directly after another, "Bad Man Do Bad Thing" followed immediately by "Politics-Guy Angry at Bad Man," probably in big bold red lettering with a frowny-face next to it just to make sure they reach their core constituency of vindictive, attention-deficit-addled morons.

I actually saw a ben bernank at Lowes the other day.  It was wearing a suit and tie and had a bald head with a grey beard and everything and it followed me into the hardware aisle to buy carriage bolts.  I probably should have asked it for some stimulus money.