(repost from newbie forum)
Life always leads to death. Birth leads to life. Conception leads to birth. Parents are responsible for conception. Ergo parents are murderers of their biological children.
Pure logic.
Prove me wrong
It is simple, since your parents didn't just appear out of the air.... They were conceived by their parents and so on.
Therefor GOD is the murderer or the big bang. The later sounds a lot more appropriate.