ATM's being emptied and reports of a bank run occurring in Italy -
O noes! That's where
Third Installment of Bitcoin Scaling Event Is Set To Happen!
The one where we (and by 'we,' I mean sovereign individuals representing only their sovereign selves) and the miners (by 'miners,' I of course mean owners of the 3 top pools and major Chinese exchanges) come to the final consensus (I still don't really know what I mean by 'consensus').