you are failing and refusing to acknowledge a large number of additional attributes that bitcoins have and beanie babies do not have....
Is you are failing and refusing to acknowledge a large number of additional attributes Bitcoin not have.
Bitcoin not have soft, Bitcoin not have cuddly, Bitcoin not have valuable "authenticity TY" tag on nice plushy ear.
hahahahaha...

Finally Lambie said something funny regarding tangibility.
Yes, bitcoin no have cuddly, just like no other currency, payment vehicle or storage of value should be considered as cuddly, but if you have sufficient bitcoin you can buy as much cuddly as you wish, whether from beanie or from baby.
