Hi.
I'm in a weird situation right now. I left home with nothing but my phone and a few dollars for a taxi fare thinking I wouldn't be out for too long. I went for a while, and I ended up getting lost with nothing but my phone which is slowly dying and it's getting cold. I need a 0.3 BTC loan for two days to get a motel for the night, some food and pay for a taxi to take me home. For a 0.3 BTC loan I can offer you 0.325 BTC once I get home. I know it's a weird request, but I'm hoping someone can help a brother out. For anyone wondering, the Bitcoin will go into a Bitcoin Debit Card which is how I'll pay for everything. As for collateral, I can offer my account for 2 days. I don't want any new member stealing my personal account so if you aren't a trusted lender you'll have to ask an escrow to hold it. Thank you so much.
You live in Texas and it's getting cold in mid-July?
You have your phone yet you got lost?
You wandered so far away that:
You need a motel for the night;
It will take a cab ride to get you home.
and you did all this by 8:20am? Wow.
Seriously, this money is for a drug fix, right?