Atheism is not religion, it's lack of religion.
And Satanism (LaVeyan) is one form of atheism - it's actually quite rational.
I am willing to pledge allegiance to Satan if He helps us lose this 666 fixation. It was fucking boring in 2014.
Boring in 2016 too.
Though it is taking a hell of a long time to get my money out of the bank from the sale of my house last month to an exchange.
Banks suck so bad. So so very bad.