My dear little kidden,

I only sent that private message in order to find more about you and help the Primedice team recover the funds that you stole.  I know that you are pretending to type horribly, so that Edward wouldn't be able to communicate with you totally.  Why would you do that? - Well if Edward asked you a question, you can always dodge it by not answering it, and it'll seem alright because you lack the English skills to communicate.  I suggest if you are genuine about this, you hire an English translator with your stolen funds, so that he can make semi valid points and steal the remainder 40 for you.

Regards,
Me