So you call yourself a "Free Market Capitalist" but you are afraid of a free market? Wow, I'm impressed.
FYI, hard forks have occurred in the past.
FYI, the only way both forks would continue on is if a subset of miners kept mining each fork.
FYI, if that happened (it wouldn't), you would still control the same amount of "money" with the same private keys, it would just be divided across two chains.
Free market has talked and has said that don't want the Classic shit anywhere near Bitcoin. Classic developers are complete amateurs and we can't let morons take control of the most important ship ever. Leave the best developers (Core devs) do the job and stop trying to be smarter than you are.