Bitcoin price bitching 101:

1) Price rises

-"It's a bubble"
-"Come on now, that's clearly not sustainable"
-"WhoTF is buying? That's all fake volume, some Chinese are faking the price at their fake zero fee exchanges"
-"Look at those longs - this is very dangerous for them getting squeezed"
-"My technical analysis chart (pulled out of my ass) indicates that we are heading for a big correction"

2) Price stable

-"Boring"
-"Scaling needs fixing"
-"We must increase 1MB limit to accommodate for higher traffic"
-"Come on now with this 666-400-250 bullshit"
-"Where did everybody go?"
-"Altcoin X is doing fabulously, while we get nothing"
-"Volume is depressing"

3) Price declines

-"Is crypto done? "
-"Who the fuck is selling, fuck this shit, seller go fuckyourself and die"
-"Price manipulation"
-"So the price last week was cheap coins huh?"
-"Damn I wish I had sold earlier"
-"So now that the trendline Z (which I pulled out of my ass) is broken, we must now find support down at -XXX$ from our current position"
-"Longs REKT" / "Shorters having a party"
-Coyote meme with rocket
-Titanic sinking meme