NSA here NSA there but when do they show interesst in what i do??

Now im a pretty boring person and I dont do anything shady except of watching midget porn.

But what do I need to do for them to show interesst in me??
there are what 6 or 7 billion people on this Planet and they have a staff of 100k employees if that so who off them takes the time out to investigate me and for what??

I know that google has a watch list for specific words like cocaine or marijuana or kill the president, does the NSA have something like that too??

There are 1000's of DNM on there and most of them since years, so if the NSA is so good why cant they bring those markets down- or arent they even that good??

Maybe the whole fuckin NSA thing was just created to make us afraid and think twice about doing something shady and they dont even have the capabilities to do anyting.
I seriously doubt it those agencys know anything and im sure they cant do shit.

Cause the only thing we know about the fucking NSA is cause Edward snowden talked about them but i doubt this guy too.

So whats up NSA, come and find me bitches, i know where the Bernsteinzimmer is. but you need to hack my gmail account for that, can you even do that??