Because I literally don't care in regards to this thing, and when other people see that I'm offering straight products I won't be encumbered by Escrow.

With Escrow it will cost the full price though, I'll reduce the price by not a whole lot if people want to involve another person w/ Escrow.

I accept Escrow, but since I don't depend on this for my living I will punish peoples desire to use it with higher prices.

This is listed elsewhere for 800$, so whatever sells first is good for me

Even the Escrow price for BTC is cheaper than you would pay for real