Well I went ahead and read the gist of it.
Sure I'll do $300 in
BTC with escrow. Which one would you like to use? Obviously you're concerned about the price of an escrow so don't worry, I'll pay the 1% fee.
May I also ask, where did you
steal get this from?
Or if we're talking no escrow I'll offer.... A fart in the mouth and my left baby toenail.
Disclaimer: Farts are very hard to ship. You may end up with just a lingering smell.Thanks in advance!
People are really not that stupid here, honestly.
Couldn't have said it better myself.