In terms of marketcap who gives 2 shits. I propose that in order to be #1 in market cap, we just airdrop 10 bajillion coins into a burn address. Because the total number of coins is calculated by adding up coinbase, and because we can't track where the coins go after coinbase, it'll work.
I will provide one burn address... you guys should transfer half of yout holds there and I promise that you will never see that XMR again
