Just something done on a whim.
I guess it all comes down to "you get what you pay for." :\Didn't the great king slay the beast for you? Didn't he wander for your sins, lost in strange lands, with strange musics? (But you don't really care for music, do you?) Didn't he give you bread when you were hungry? And also wine when thine thirst did grow? And when thou dost yearneth, doth he that hath bore your unceremonious burdens not also yearnethed with thee?!
Lo!