This is quite funny, thanks for bringing some humour and jinx to the forum, and above all OP, at least you are being honest about this 'service'

Making people laugh. I do that for free!
A ponzi needs new players to pay the first players. This is not! I only use your own money to pay you! what is the difference?
Difference with ponzi is that in ponzi will lose 100% of your money, and here you will lose only 50%
First Happy Halving! You wanted proof. I give you proof!