This topic makes me sad.

 Sampey helping out everyone
 Everyone who purchases says good things about it
 Sampey gets a lot of good trust
 Noone is complaining about the bot
 If there is a single problem Sampey solves it in less then 15 min
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 Yet I do not have enough bitcoin to buy it

 Can someone please tell me this bot is useless and bad so that I don't feel bad about not owning one?