14. Pleased with their profitability, miners refuse to accept any hard fork to block size.
Because why sell 1000 apples for $0.75 each when you can instead sell 10 for $1.00 each. Especially when your variable cost for additional apples is effectively zero. Makes perfect fucking sense.
Even better, turns out there are enough oranges for everyone to have one, and nobody gives a shit about apples at all anymore.