I'll be getting a $3k bug bounty from Uber in a few days. Need some money now. You can choose to trust me or not. I'll show you proof that I've done it before.
If no one trusts me, you'll all be pissed off in two weeks when I sign an address with $3k in it.
I'd rather be pissed off for not getting $200 (which have very low chance of happening) than for losing $2.8k in a stupid way (high chance of happening).
