A man walks into a bar and says 'I'd like ten ripples please' so the bar tender calls to his fat assistant down in the cellar to come up, at which the fatty proceeds to take off his shirt in front of the customer and wobble his rippling man boobs ten times. 'That'll be one cent' says the bar tender.

Next thing another man walks into the bar and says 'I'll have five ethereums thanks' so the bar tender grabs five napkins and shoves each one down his pants and rubs his balls with them. He puts the stinking napkins on the counter and says 'That'll be fifty five dollars'

Then another man walks in and says 'I don't want any of that muck- I'll have twenty ethereum classics thanks' so the bar tender drops his pants and pulls his bum cheeks apart twenty times, revealing his chocolate starfish with each spread. 'That's twenty six dollars please' the bar tender replies.

The bar seems quite full and then out of nowhere a nerdy looking male wearing an atari t-shirt and google glass approaches the counter. 'I hear that Xaurum is backed by gold... I've sold my original apple 1 computer and can afford about a hundred thousand dollars worth'. The bar tender scratches his chin, looks at the geek like he's a fool and replies 'This is a bar you idiot, we don't sell crypto-currency.'